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[Alex]andra. ( 18 ). I'd like to consider myself an Artist as well as a devoted Whovian............
i laugh at my own jokes. (sigh)

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2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass




Existing is hard work




twmdm89:

Man this cracks me up.







baseballcardvandals:

the reason this joke is funny is like ikea furniture, i can’t quite put it together.

baseballcardvandals:

the reason this joke is funny is like ikea furniture, i can’t quite put it together.







irisannwest:

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much








If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.




magic-fantasy-life:

jankenmor:

dreamsflyfree:

causeallidoisdance:

thedisneyfeels:

Olafs not the only one who likes warm hugs

You forgot the best warm hug of them all:

image

I legitimately thought that that last gif was going to be this one (and was sadly disappointed when it wasn’t):

harry potter animated gif on Giphy

Reblogging for the disney ones but the last one made this 10 times better

Warm hugs from the Dark Lord. Best birthday present ever. Just what I wanted. Hope he doesn’t MURDER ME IN THE BACK!




bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years




The greatest gift and honor is having you as a daughter.




husssel:

ok this is my favorite picture of kanye ever